Pricing
Pay nothing. Pay once. Pay a little, forever.
We make the game free because we made it for the obituaries, and the obituaries are free for the same reason a library is. If you want to support the press, the four tiers below all help.
Free
$0/ forever
- Full game, unlimited waves
- Every obituary is yours to read
- Your reads count toward the leaderboard
- Anonymous play if you prefer
Most picked
Lifetime pass
$2.99/ once
- Everything in Free
- Permanent record of every alien you killed
- Export any obituary as a printable PDF
- Custom alien color palette
- Quiet thank-you in our footer
House
$4.99/ per month
- Everything in the pass
- Unlimited gift obituaries
- One bespoke, by-request obituary per week
- Early access to seasonal alien packs
Gift
$0.99/ per alien
- We birth an alien with your friend's name
- We write the obituary in the McSweeney's voice
- We email them a link
- You stay anonymous if you wish